Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Breaking Them Up Is Hard to Do (1998)

Sally Wheeler: Carrie Moore

Quotes 

• Carrie : Oh, hi, you just missed Marci.

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, she left in kind of a hurry.

  Kevin Burke : Actually, she's still downstairs.

  Ashley Burke : Uh-oh.

  Mary-Kate Burke : I think I'm catching what Ashley's got.

  Carrie : What's going on?

  Kevin Burke : Well, first of all, Ashley's not sick and these two told Marci that you were my girlfriend.

  Carrie : What? Why would you do that?

  Ashley Burke : Well, we were trying to break Dad and Marci up.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, Carrie, we don't want to lose you.

  Kevin Burke : Why would you lose Carrie?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Because she said if things kept with between you and Marci, she'd be out of a job.

  Carrie : Well, that was a joke. I didn't mean that.

  Ashley Burke : Well, we thought you did and we liked the way things are.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah, you're the best babysitter we've ever had.

  Ashley Burke : You're like family.

  Carrie : So you would lie to that poor woman just to keep me around? That is so sweet.

  [sobers after Kevin gives her a look] 

  Carrie : I mean it's wrong. Of course. But it's still very sweet. I ...

  Kevin Burke : Carrie?

  Carrie : Oh, why don't I give you guys some privacy. Oh!

• Carrie : Wow, Kevin's really hitting it off with Marci.

  [jokingly] 

  Carrie : If this keeps up I might be out of a job!

  [leaves the room] 

  Mary-Kate Burke : [thinks Carrie is serious about losing her babysitting job]  We can't lose Carrie! She's like having a big sister!

  Brian : And she's real easy on the eyes, too!