Two of a Kind (TV Series)

Prelude to a Kiss (1998)

Mary-Kate Olsen: Mary-Kate Burke

Quotes 

• Ashley Burke : You're my sister and my best friend. And no boy can ever change that. You know what I mean? Mary-Kate? Mary-Kate?

  Mary-Kate Burke : [sleeping and snoring] 

• Mary-Kate Burke : It's a sleepover. Wait till someone falls asleep, duct tape them to the floor and tell them the house is on fire.

• Mary-Kate Burke : Bye, Ashley. See you, Porky!

  Ashley Burke : Its Pokey!

• Ashley Burke : I hate you!

  Mary-Kate Burke : Why?

  Ashley Burke : You ruined my party, telling everyone you kissed a boy. It's all they wanted to talk about!

  Mary-Kate Burke : So what? It's not like I even liked the kiss. Gary had nacho breath.

  Ashley Burke : If you hated it so much, then why did you keep talking about it?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Because they kept asking me about it!

  Ashley Burke : Yeah, well, now all my friends like you better than me. My life is ruined!

  Mary-Kate Burke : Your life is ruined? Yeah, well, what about me? I can't eat nachos anymore!

• Ashley Burke : [to Mary-Kate]  What do you want?

  Mary-Kate Burke : Well, as much as I've loved the peace and quiet of you not talking to me, I've decided to solve your problem. Max and Brian, come on in! Okay, Ashley, pick one of these guys to kiss.

  Brian : What? You said we were gonna play Nintendo!

  Mary-Kate Burke : Come on, Ashley. If you kiss one of them, my kiss will be old news. Then everyone will think you're the cool one.

  Ashley Burke : Not if I kiss one of these guys.

• Mary-Kate Burke : Jennifer and her friends were bragging about how many boys they've kissed.

  Brian : Where was I?

  Max : Probably at Chuck E. Cheese!