Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : Brad's not a barber. He's a stylist.

  Ryan Malloy : What's the difference?

  Tiffany Malloy : Did you see Mom's hair? That's a barber.

  [exults in gazing at her own reflection in the mirror, those red tresses...] 

• Jennie Malloy : Hi, kids. Who wants to help me plant daisies in the yard?

  Tiffany Malloy : We dug Grandma's grave. You tend it!

• Ryan Malloy : [the epitome of flouncy]  I'm just getting ready for my first day at work. This is the uniform. Hey, these pants are so tight, I really can't bend over in the middle.

  Tiffany Malloy : I think that's maybe for the best.

• Ross Malloy : [as he enters through the front door, three beautiful girls are waiting for hairdressing guru Ryan]  Hi! Welcome to the Love Boat. I'll be your skipper.

  Carla : [hot stunner in green mini-dress]  Aw, isn't he the cutest little thing?

  Ross Malloy : Now, I know what you're thinking. It's illegal. But don't worry, I won't press charges.

  Tiffany Malloy : [enters]  Ross... Did you place an ad saying you're casting an Aaron Spelling show again?

  Ross Malloy : If someone puts a candy store in the house, you're a sucker not to take any.

  Carla : We're here to see Mr. Ryan.

  Erica : [blonde stunner in blue dress]  He's *so* cool. The other day he said I was beautiful, and that my boyfriend didn't deserve me.

  Carla : That's right. He totally understands women.

  Tiffany Malloy : [gives fake laugh]  But I taught him to say that.

  Erica : Someone sounds bitter.

  Carla : Someone needs one of Mr. Ryan's hugs.

  Tiffany Malloy : [retches]  Ugh!