Sandy Duncan: Sandy Hogan

Quotes 

• Sandy Hogan : Possibly the worst meal in the history of food.

  Willie Hogan : Well, I wouldn't say that.

  Sandy Hogan : Oh, come on, Willie. You ordered the all-you-can-eat rib special; you barely ate half a rib.

  Willie Hogan : That was all I could eat.

• Sandy Hogan : The only hotel worse than this had Anthony Perkins in a dress.

• Rich : He embarrassed me, in front of everyone I know.

  Sandy Hogan : Sit down... Um... I know the kind of friendship that you two have - and it doesn't come along very often. Are you really willing to just give it up like that?

  Rich : Maybe Dave should have thought of that, before he locked me in the closet.

  Sandy Hogan : Maybe he did.