- Valerie Hogan: [after finding David's condoms] Charlotte keeps saying she can't believe how grown up you are. Sometimes I still think of you as a little boy, when here you are - almost a man, Dave. Yes, I do know that you're a pretty mature guy - and, uh, your *purchase* shows you're a pretty responsible guy, too. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you - I am a little shocked... no, I am a lot shocked - but I don't want you to be embarrassed.
- David Hogan: What should I be?
- Valerie Hogan: Locked in the garage until you're thirty.
- Lori Morgan: Everybody's going to the football game tomorrow afternoon. So I'll just - I'll leave my interview early.
- David Hogan: But I'll still - I'll be at the game.
- Lori Morgan: David - pay attention.
- Lori Morgan: We'll have the whole house to ourselves. We could be together. How's that sound?
- David Hogan: Like more than I deserve from life.
- Willie Hogan: You know, Mom, I've never been to a Northwestern football game before. What's it like?
- Valerie Hogan: They lose.
- Valerie Hogan: A sexual relationship is just that - a relationship. There's responsibility attached - to the other person. And - and yourself. Please take that seriously.
- Valerie Hogan: Thanks for pickin' up all these things for me.
- David Hogan: Thanks for... not treatin' me, uh, like a kid.
- Valerie Hogan: Well... you're not.
- David Hogan: I'm not talkin' violins or anything, but... I just wanted this to be special. You know? I mean, I'm not interested in setting a land speed record.
- David Hogan: [conflicted over how far to go with Lori as they make out] No - we can't! We can't... This must be a lot like hell...