Sandy Duncan: Sandy Hogan

Quotes 

• Sandy Hogan : That was very sweet - and I appreciate your concern. If you ever do that again, I will shave off both your eyebrows.

• Willie Hogan : Just like that, you'd turn down a shot at a jogging architect?

  Sandy Hogan : Yes.

  Mark Hogan : What do women want?

• Sandy Hogan : Oh - great! Great, guys - did you get the pantyhose?

  Mark Hogan : Don't *ever* make us do that again.

  Willie Hogan : Yeah - the saleslady thought we were perverts.

  Mark Hogan : They didn't have the kind you wanted, so I got you these - the shimmer-sheer total-waisted midnight taupe. They massage and energize your legs.

  Willie Hogan : I went for iron-weave sandalwood with control top... I hate that I know these words.

• Sandy Hogan : Don't get me wrong - you are a great guy. And somewhere out there is the perfect woman for you - the perfect compulsive woman. But that's just not me.