- Mark Hogan: [on Willie's fear of the dentist] You are such a baby.
- Willie Hogan: Easy for you to say - you've never had a cavity.
- Mark Hogan: Well, that's because I follow proper brushing techniques, and stay away from between-meal snacks.
- David Hogan: You said yourself, she's hot for you.
- Burt: We just sit together in two classes - and we always eat lunch at the same table.
- David Hogan: Well, what are you waiting for? An engraved invitation?
- Rich: Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
- Burt: I guess. Why must I be a teenager in love?
- Sandy Hogan: I've got those, uh, college applications for you.
- Burt: Got any for a monastery? I want to major in solitude.
- Burt: Who are we kiddin'? What girl would ever want me?
- Sandy Hogan: You have a lot of great qualities. You're gentle, you're sensitive, you're thoughtful - and you're good-looking.
- Burt: You really mean it?
- Sandy Hogan: Let me tell you something: I wish that there were a lot more guys in this world with qualities like yours.
- Willie Hogan: That Dr. Thornson's a really nice guy.
- Mark Hogan: He's a butcher.
- Sandy Hogan: Are you alright, Mark?
- Michael Hogan: Mark had his first cavity.
- Mark Hogan: It was a nightmare, Sandy. The probing, the poking - and that needle! It looked like a meat thermometer!
- Michael Hogan: Mark's never had novocaine.
- Willie Hogan: Come on, Mark - I'll go get you an aspirin and some water.
- Mark Hogan: Oh - thanks.
- Sandy Hogan: That's very thoughtful of you, Will.
- Willie Hogan: Not really. I just want to watch the water dribble down his chin.
- David Hogan: I wrote that note! I mean, those are Burt's flowers!
- Michael Hogan: ...Burt's flowers?... Why are you sending flowers to Burt?
- Sandy Hogan: You know he's a good enough friend that he'll understand something like this.
- Burt: Yeah - Dave's a pretty good guy. If things had worked out between us, I'd have been proud to call him my nephew.