Valerie (TV Series)
Take My Wife, Please (1987)
Dan Ponce: Willie Hogan
Quotes
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Mark Hogan : Willie, at least give it a try - you might even like it!
Willie Hogan : Oh, sure - easy for you to say; you got a great girl to do it with.
Sandy Hogan : Uh, guys? Uh... do I want to know what you're talkin' about?
Willie Hogan : We just got married.
Sandy Hogan : I thought I told you to come straight home from school.
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Mark Hogan : I'd like to introduce you to my wife - Tracy.
Sandy Hogan : Well - nice to meet you. Good luck.
Sandy Hogan : [turning to Willie] And...?
Willie Hogan : ...Oh, yeah - that's Janice, the old ball and chain.
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Willie Hogan : You're asking a heart surgeon to set the table?
Sandy Hogan : No, I'm *telling* a heart surgeon to set the table.
Willie Hogan : I'll go scrub up.
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Willie Hogan : I have a little problem.
David Hogan : What?
Willie Hogan : I want Mark's wife.
David Hogan : You can't have Mark's wife - you've got your own wife.
Willie Hogan : But I hate her! She's no fun, and she's too smart. She's Mark in a skirt.
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Tracy Nash : Oh, Willie - let's stop fooling ourselves.
Willie Hogan : About what?
Tracy Nash : Face it - Janice can never make you happy.
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Willie Hogan : [gasping, after Mark is pulled away from choking him] You're lucky Sandy showed up when she did, mister!
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Mark Hogan : I suppose you just happened to be at... the library?
Sandy Hogan : Oh, Willie... the library.
Willie Hogan : I go there a lot. I'm an avid reader.
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Willie Hogan : Yes - I arranged to meet Tracy at the library.
Sandy Hogan : In the Young Adultery section, no doubt.
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Sandy Hogan : How are you two doing?
Willie Hogan : Not so good - we just got slapped with another lawsuit.
Sandy Hogan : Not malpractice again?
Willie Hogan : No, this one's from the IRS.