- David Hogan: OK... I'll take your priest with my horse.
- Mark Hogan: For the last time - this is not a priest; it is a bishop. And this is not a horse - it is a knight. And you can't do that, because you'd be putting your "crowny-head" in check!
- David Hogan: What about our chess game?
- Mark Hogan: It's over, Dave. It was over when you asked me to king you.
- Mrs. Patty Poole: There are plenty of fish in the sea... but you'll never catch one if you don't go near the water.
- Michael Hogan: So, uh... do you always, uh... walk around like this?
- Leon: Oh - no, sir; I reckon that'd make me a weirdo.
- Sandy Hogan: This is the last time I take your advice - even if it came from me in the first place.
- David Hogan: Well, thank you, ma'am. Thank you very much - thank you.
- Sandy Hogan: If I could have thought of an excuse, I gotta tell you - I never would have come. And that would have been my loss.
- Leon: I still write music. But as Elvis, I'm on stage every night, and I sing songs I love - and the audience goes crazy. So I didn't give up my dream - I just changed it a little.
- Courtney: It's really refreshing to spend a quiet evening just getting to know someone, without a lot of pressure or getting hit on.
- David Hogan: I want to thank you for not doing that.
- David Hogan: How do I look?
- Sandy Hogan: You know, you look like your father in 1967.
- David Hogan: Really? Ewwww...