Jason Bateman: David Hogan

Quotes 

• Mark Hogan : How come you slept on the couch?

  David Hogan : Well, 'cause Uncle Skip ended up sleeping in the den.

  Mark Hogan : Well, why didn't he sleep with Darlene?

  David Hogan : You're gifted - figure it out.

• Mark Hogan : Whose side are you on - Uncle Skip or Darlene?

  Valerie Hogan : I'm not on anybody's side! I mean, this is not a spectator sport.

  David Hogan : She's on Darlene's.

• Skip Franklin : Come on, son - speak your mind! Move, move, move!

  David Hogan : Well... I think she's a real nice person, y'know? Uh... She seems to love you a lot... And I think you love her, y'know? I mean, look, Uncle Skip - you waited a long time to get married. And when you did, you asked Darlene. And that's gotta mean something... Look - I think you'd be making a big mistake if you let her get away.

• Valerie Hogan : David - make sure the troops use the crosswalks!

  David Hogan : Yes, ma'am!

  Valerie Hogan : Dismissed!