Valerie Harper: Valerie Hogan

Quotes 

• Valerie Hogan : You don't get awarded medals for bein' married - you get anniversaries! And since I got seventeen of them, that makes me the veteran here!

• Valerie Hogan : Marriage - like life itself - is about change and compromise.

• Mark Hogan : Whose side are you on - Uncle Skip or Darlene?

  Valerie Hogan : I'm not on anybody's side! I mean, this is not a spectator sport.

  David Hogan : She's on Darlene's.

• Valerie Hogan : Life is not always a war zone. You are in a marriage now, see? Not a fighter plane.

• Valerie Hogan : David - make sure the troops use the crosswalks!

  David Hogan : Yes, ma'am!

  Valerie Hogan : Dismissed!