- Mrs. Patty Poole: You know, you're out of all kinds of staples.
- Valerie Hogan: Really?
- Mrs. Patty Poole: Oh, yeah. Cool Whip, cake mix, brownie mix, cookie mix, lime Jell-O... Can you think of anything else?
- Annie Steck: Tuna Helper.
- Mrs. Patty Poole: Got that yesterday.
- Mark Hogan: You know me, Mom - I've gotta see a movie from the very beginning.
- Valerie Hogan: Oh, yes - I know.
- Mark Hogan: Can't even miss the opening credits.
- Valerie Hogan: Mm-hm; yes, yes. I know, I know - it spoils it for you.
- Mark Hogan: Right. The first few minutes of a movie establish the whole tone.
- Mark Hogan: I am not leaving the theater until the movie is completely over.
- Willie Hogan: We know, Mark.
- Mark Hogan: Right down to the last credits. Those people work hard - they deserve the recognition.
- Willie Hogan: [seeing David sitting with a dejected Eric] Aw, we missed it!... Gee - what did you do to him?
- David Hogan: Shhh - his dog died.
- Mark Hogan: You killed his dog?