- Keith: [Keith walks into a hotel room and Cliff is handcuffed to the headboard of a bed] So, can I ask you a question?
- Cliff McCormack: She said her name was Daphne...
- Keith: Oh, no no. How did you call me?
- Cliff McCormack: Acrobatically. I might have pulled a hamstring...
- Dean: [Dean is a tour guide at Hearst College where Veronica and Wallace are visiting] Okay, we're gonna play a game called Two Truths and a Lie. Does everyone have a buddy?
- Dean: [Veronica raises her hand, she doesn't have a partner] All alone?
- Veronica: It's alright, I prefer it.
- Dean: Lie. See, that's how the game works. You have to tell your partner two facts and one lie, and they have to guess which one is the lie, alright? Okay, so go ahead.
- Veronica: Okay. I'm Veronica. I'm from Neptune, and I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
- Dean: Oh, how'd that go?
- Veronica: It was a bit of a letdown.
- Dean: Hm, well, I don't believe that you're from Neptune.
- Veronica: Wrong. Is that the end?
- Dean: Um, okay well uh, my name is Dean. I'm from Whedon, Illinois. My father owns a Ford dealership, and I also shot a man in Reno, but it was *not* to watch him die. It was for... other issues.
- Veronica: You're father doesn't sell Fords.
- Dean: That's right, Toyotas, how did you know?
- Veronica: It's all in the eyes.
- Dean: Alright, well I guess I'll have to watch out for you next year.
- Veronica: Oh, I won't be attending...
- Dean: Alright, enough lies.
- Veronica: As much as I appreciate that display of chivalry, uh, I had it covered.
- Troy Vandegraff: Well, maybe I wanted to demonstrate that I really have changed.
- Veronica: So you're no longer evil, you're stupid. Congratulations.
- Sugar Jones: So this guy offers me triple rate if I pick him up, and swap his briefcase.
- Keith: So, who's the guy?
- Sugar Jones: [looks in her purse] Let me see, I think I've got his birth certificate in here somewhere... No, he didn't say!
- Keith: Is that what the kids call motor-boatin'?
- Cliff McCormack: I have a healthy zest for life. So sue me.
- [Dean sees Troy at the back of Veronica]
- Dean: I think I've got you a new partner.
- [to Troy]
- Dean: Are you with the tour?
- Troy Vandegraff: Yeah, that's right.
- Dean: Okay, come meet potential new classmate Veronica. Veronica, meet...
- Veronica: Troy Vandergraff.
- Dean: Do you two know each other? 'Cause you're not supposed to be with someone you know.
- Veronica: Nope,I don't know him at all.