- Jeffrey Jones: Bogg, how many kids get the chance to learn how to shoot from Billy the Kid?
- Phineas Bogg: None, I hope.
- Jeffrey Jones: We're just going to be shooting tin cans.
- Phineas Bogg: No way.
- Jeffrey Jones: Please Bogg, it'll be good experience.
- Phineas Bogg: I said no. That's final.
- Jeffrey Jones: I'm sorry Bogg. I was stupid. I could've ruined everything. I could have gotten Roosevelt killed.
- Phineas Bogg: All I care about's you're okay. You learned a good lesson. So did I.
- Jeffrey Jones: What's that?
- Phineas Bogg: That even though you act grown-up, you're still a kid.
- [Opens up a now green lit Omni then grins and winks at Jeffrey]
- Phineas Bogg: A pretty good kid.
- Billy the Kid: [after Billy the Kid intimidates townsfolk in the saloon, Jeffrey realizes Billy is not the hero he once thought] You see the way those people acted when I walked in? That's respect. I ain't gonna lose that.
- Jeffrey Jones: That's not respect. That's fear.
- Billy the Kid: Yeah? Well that's close enough.