WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
You Can't Go Out of Town Again (1982)
Gary Sandy: Andy Travis
Quotes
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Andy Travis : [looking at a photo in Mr. Carlson's college yearbook] Hey, is this you standing next to the chubby kid?
[Mr. Carlson grimaces back at Andy]
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Herb Tarlek : [Andy is mad at Les about his inane on-air commentary, so Herb resorts to reverse psychology] Andy heard your commentary this morning.
Les Nessman : [angrily] I'm not going to apologize.
Herb Tarlek : [excitedly] Apologize? Hah! He thought you were brilliant. He was dumbfounded by your professionalism.
Les Nessman : Thank you, Andy.
Herb Tarlek : [under his breath as Herb and Andy walk away] You jerk.
Andy Travis : [aside to Herb about the failure of Herb's reverse psychology on Les] Don't worry about it. So it didn't work. You are still the best salesman this town has ever seen.
Herb Tarlek : [suspiciously] What do you mean by that?
Andy Travis : I am dumbfounded by your professionalism.
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Les Nessman : [red-nosed] So with all this talk about Asian flu, I started wondering why we don't have an American flu. Who's behind this?
Bailey Quarters : [bored] Interesting. Jennifer...?
Les Nessman : Oh, there's more. Much more.
Bailey Quarters : [sighs] Is Andy in?
Jennifer Marlowe : Haven't seen him.
Bailey Quarters : Well, I am gonna get an answer out of him today. Bailey Quarters will not be pushed around.
Les Nessman : [droning on] My early bird commentary will examine illnesses...
Andy Travis : [emtering] Good morning, everybody!
Bailey Quarters : [as he passes] Andy! Can I get a computer for billing or not?
Les Nessman : Andy, I'd like to share my thoughts on sickness with you.
Andy Travis : Wait a minute, guys, I didn't take my hat off yet.
Bailey Quarters : Everybody has computers, Andy. They're, they're more common than the common cold.
[behind her, Les starts to sniffle ominously]
Bailey Quarters : We need them to handle invoices. Now, you have been putting me off for days, I want an answer.
Andy Travis : Okay. No.
Bailey Quarters : Well, that's more like it then! What?
Andy Travis : I'm kidding! I'll talk to Carlson as soon as he comes in, all right?
Bailey Quarters : Okay.
Andy Travis : Okay.
Les Nessman : [rambling on] My commentary this morning will tackle germs!