Wagon Train (TV Series)
The Ben Engel Story (1964)
Michael Burns: Barnaby West
Quotes
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Barnaby West : What you got there, Charlie?
Charlie Wooster : My wishing book. For rainy days. Ain't you got one?
Barnaby West : No.
Charlie Wooster : Everybody should have a wishing book.
Barnaby West : How does it work?
Charlie Wooster : Well, right now, I'm wishing for my gout to get better. You can wish for anything. Here's a dandy. Listen to here. Clean your own teeth kit. Complete dental outfit. Pearl fillings and all that. Instructions too.
Barnaby West : You got a toothache?
Charlie Wooster : Get one too. A shaving stick, I can almost smell that, can't you?
Barnaby West : Well, you're not gonna shave, are you?
Charlie Wooster : And here's a dandy. A potato masher.Every housewife should have one, it says. It's a must.
Duke Shannon : Let me see that.
Charlie Wooster : Gimme my book
Duke Shannon : Well, this is a ladies' magazine.