Kyle Sullivan: Larry Gold

Quotes 

• [Dave is talking to Larry about his new girlfriend, who is 'large'] 

  Dave : Just promise me, if things move forward, that you're gonna be careful, all right?

  Larry Gold : You mean that I should always practice safe sex?

  Dave : [speaking to the audience from his 'thought room']  Actually I was thinking, Don't let her get on top.

  Dave : [to Larry]  Yeah, that's what I meant.