Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Dave : [after seeing Hillary reading his Penthouse magazine]  What the hell are you doing? That's a men's magazine for men. Oh, God. Don't tell me you're going Rosie O'Donnell on me.

  Hillary Gold : Relax. I'm just looking at the boobs.

  Dave : Not making me feel better.

• Hillary Gold : I don't have to use my allowance. I can just use the investments that Grandma and Grandpa set up for me.

  Dave : Your grandmother didn't get you that money for fake boobs, okay? She gave you that money for college.

  Betty : [Grandma Betty addresses the audience from her 'thought room']  Believe me, the boobs'll get her much further.

• Hillary Gold : [to Vicky]  Well, you have a big chest. Why don't I?

  Vicky Gold : Well, you know, you probably just take after your dad's side of the family. You do have two sets of genes, you know.

  Dave : Hey, don't blame me. Okay? Even the men on my side of the family have big boobs.