- [Fred Allen is quizzing Daniel James Jr., a jet fighter pilot for the U.S. Air Force]
- Fred Allen: Mr. James, this is your first appearance on this show, isn't it?
- Daniel James Jr.: Yes.
- Fred Allen: And this is *my* first appearance on this show.
- [audience laughter]
- Fred Allen: And we can save an awful lot of time if you tell me what you do!