Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 118 (1999)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Greg Proops : [in "Hoedown", about surgery] 

  [singing] 

  Greg Proops : When I went to med school, I was very proud. / When I got my diploma, I yelled right out loud. / I did an operation and I did my part. / His name was Newt Gingrich and I removed his heart.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  I had an operation to take out my appendix. / The name of my doctor was Dr. Bendix. / I hope soon that I'll get out all my stitches, / 'Cause let me tell ya brother, they hurt like sons of guns.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Throughout my life, I used to laugh like this: "Hee hee hee!" / Not so since I've had some major surgery. / It really went horrible, it realized all my fears. / Because of that surgery, I now pee out my ears.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  My brother needed surgery, but we both were broke. / I took him to a veterinarian as a little joke. / He never complained, I didn't hear a peep. / So I thought, "What the hell?" and had him put to sleep.

• Drew Carey : Let's go onto a game called "Film Dub", shall we? It's a game called, uh, "Film Dub". Okay?

  [audience laughter] 

  Drew Carey : We're gonna show a piece of film to Ryan, Greg and Colin, and they're gonna supply their own words to the film. Why don't you go and see the screen here, you'll be able to see it in the studio, you'll be able to see it at home, uh, to make up their own words. The scene I'd like you to improvise is: Two suitors asking the father for his daughter's hand in marriage.

  Greg Proops : What's this game called?

  Drew Carey : "Film Dub".

  [audience laughter]