Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 118 (1999)

Greg Proops: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Dating Service", wearing a cheese hat]  When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda.

  Greg Proops : [wearing a fly mask]  Date meeee! Date meeee!

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing an elephant mask]  Once you've had me, you'll NEVER forget.

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a Pinocchio nose]  Lie to me, girl. Lie to me.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a drill sergeant hat]  Wanna find out why they call me a "drill" sergeant?

  Greg Proops : [wearing a queen mask]  One hopes you don't mind dating an old queen.

  [Ryan enters wearing an alligator mask, merely breathing in and out repeatedly] 

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a multi-colored hat]  Who wants some hot dog on a-me?

  Colin Mochrie : [wearing a beret with a black wig]  I've been with presidents, but I love the common man.

  Greg Proops : [wearing a fencing mask]  I'm ready for your parry if you're ready for my thrust.

  Ryan Stiles : [wearing a lampshade]  Care to have a three-way?

  Wayne Brady : [wearing a blonde wig]  Miss Scarlet! Miss Scarlet! I don't know nothin' about no French kissing!

• Greg Proops : [in "Hoedown", about surgery] 

  [singing] 

  Greg Proops : When I went to med school, I was very proud. / When I got my diploma, I yelled right out loud. / I did an operation and I did my part. / His name was Newt Gingrich and I removed his heart.

  Drew Carey : [singing]  I had an operation to take out my appendix. / The name of my doctor was Dr. Bendix. / I hope soon that I'll get out all my stitches, / 'Cause let me tell ya brother, they hurt like sons of guns.

  Colin Mochrie : [singing]  Throughout my life, I used to laugh like this: "Hee hee hee!" / Not so since I've had some major surgery. / It really went horrible, it realized all my fears. / Because of that surgery, I now pee out my ears.

  Ryan Stiles : [singing]  My brother needed surgery, but we both were broke. / I took him to a veterinarian as a little joke. / He never complained, I didn't hear a peep. / So I thought, "What the hell?" and had him put to sleep.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Film Dub", dubbing one of the characters]  I would take your daughter away to the highest...

  [character on-screen stops talking] 

  Ryan Stiles : [dubbing another character]  ... Ugh! The highest WHAT?

  Greg Proops : I'm thinking "mountain", maybe? Or maybe just on a picnic.

  Ryan Stiles : I can give her everything you can't!

  Greg Proops : You do not have a feather in your hat!

• Drew Carey : Let's go onto a game called "Film Dub", shall we? It's a game called, uh, "Film Dub". Okay?

  [audience laughter] 

  Drew Carey : We're gonna show a piece of film to Ryan, Greg and Colin, and they're gonna supply their own words to the film. Why don't you go and see the screen here, you'll be able to see it in the studio, you'll be able to see it at home, uh, to make up their own words. The scene I'd like you to improvise is: Two suitors asking the father for his daughter's hand in marriage.

  Greg Proops : What's this game called?

  Drew Carey : "Film Dub".

  [audience laughter]