- Brad Sherwood: [Let's Make a Date- Brad is the contestant, Colin thinks Brad is repulsive] Bachelor Number Two! If I were a damsel in distress, how might you rescue me?
- Colin Mochrie: I'd have to think about it first... hopefully, if your face was on fire I'd beat it out...
- Brad Sherwood: Look deep into my eyes and tell me what you think!
- Colin Mochrie: [Interrupting] Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
- Brad Sherwood: Wooo me!
- Colin Mochrie: What you?
- Brad Sherwood: Woooooo meee!
- Colin Mochrie: Alright, just this once!
- [making "shoo" gesture]
- Colin Mochrie: WOO! WOO! WOO!
- Brad Sherwood: Hmm, you might not win.
- [Colin looks relieved and gives a thumbs up sign]
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Scene to Rap", in a summer camp horror movie scene]
- [rapping]
- Colin Mochrie: Stand right there, don't have a care. / I will save you, I'm Smokey the Bear! / Put out that campfire, put it out now, / before I hit you with a big brown cow. / I know that don't make much... sense, / but I don't care. Yeah?