- Colin Mochrie: [in "Greatest Hits"] You know, and if you order now, we'll send you free, one of Ryan Stiles's shoes, which comfortably seats four.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "Questions Only", set in an office where rumors are circulating] Have you heard?
- Wayne Brady: You mean about Timmy and John?
- Colin Mochrie: Is it true?
- Wayne Brady: Could you believe it?
- Colin Mochrie: Have you seen the way they dressed?
- Wayne Brady: Have you seen the pictures?
- Colin Mochrie: You mean there are pictures?
- [Wayne mimes xeroxing the pictures]
- Colin Mochrie: You've xeroxed them?
- Wayne Brady: Wouldn't YOU?
- Colin Mochrie: [looking at the pictures] How much for the donkey?
- Wayne Brady: How much are you willing to pay?
- [Colin can't think of a question and walks off-stage]