Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 234 (2000)

Denny Siegel: Self

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Quotes 

• Denny Siegel : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number two, when I was a baby, my first words were "mama" and "cookie". If you were MY baby, bachelor number two, what would your first words to me be?

  Colin Mochrie : [subtitles: "Disgruntled postal worker"]  Oh, you, you wanna TALK to me?

  [Drew laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : You know, it's just give, give, give, isn't it? On MY part! Doesn't matter, rain, sleet, snow, sunny, it doesn't matter! As long as you get what YOU want!

  Denny Siegel : Okay, thanks.

• Denny Siegel : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  A lot of men brag that they can take their women around the world. Where would you take me?

  Wayne Brady : [as Jar Jar Binks]  Ooh!

  [mimes grabbing something with his tongue] 

  Wayne Brady : Ooh, I'd take you, yeah yeah, to, uh, water planet! Yeah yeah! Uh, how rude. I big, one big stereotype!

  Denny Siegel : Wow. That's really good, bachelor number one, because it's really important to me that a man has a good stereo.

• Denny Siegel : [guessing who Wayne was in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, are you a komodo dragon?

  Drew Carey : [astonished]  No...

  Wayne Brady : [as Jar Jar Binks]  How wude!

  Denny Siegel : Wait a minute, bachelor number one, are you dating Woody Allen?

  [Drew laughs loudly] 

  Denny Siegel : Uh...

  Drew Carey : No, but that's a great guess, though.

  Denny Siegel : You're some kind of... Japanese...

  Drew Carey : You ever seen "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace", did you ever see the movie?

  Denny Siegel : Yeah- oh no, you're Jar Jar?

  Drew Carey : Yes.

  Denny Siegel : Oh, my dream date. I have you on a big plastic cup.