Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 236 (2000)
Brad Sherwood: Self
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Weird Newscasters"] Hello, and welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm Chester Moist Muffins. Our top story tonight: Rumors are speculating that Madeleine Albright is actually a monkey. When asked to comment, she shimmied up a tree and flung poo at the press.
[Drew laughs]
Brad Sherwood : And now, with the local news, here's Lionel Hot Biscuits.
Colin Mochrie : [subtitles: "The world's most tactless man"] Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names.
[to Brad]
Colin Mochrie : You know what? That shirt really makes you look fat. I mean, the color's all wrong. I mean, who shot the drapes?
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Brad Sherwood : [in "Questionable Impressions", set on a freeway]
[doing an impression of Jimmy Stewart]
Brad Sherwood : Uh-uh, w-w-would you let me get into your lane?
Wayne Brady : Marshall Dillon? Marshall Dillon? What did ya say?
Brad Sherwood : What are ya, da-da-da-deaf?
Wayne Brady : You aimin' for a shootin'?
Brad Sherwood : Can't you see that me and my invisible bunny wanna get o-o-over?
Wayne Brady : ...Whoa, whee-hee... whee-hee...
[Drew buzzes him out; Ryan comes on-stage]
Brad Sherwood : Uh-uh-uh...
Ryan Stiles : [doing an impression of Charles Nelson Reilly] Do you know which way it is to Pomona? Mmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm!
Brad Sherwood : Uh-uh-uh-aren't you on your way to Lidsville? Uh-uh-uh...
[Ryan waves his hand and leaves as Drew buzzes him out]