Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 239 (2000)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Newsflash", where Colin is standing in front of footage of himself]  Are these things capable of reproducing?

  Colin Mochrie : Maybe like around... I, I'm afraid to get close enough to find out.

  Chip Esten : Now, I notice you're not wearing sunglasses to help you with that incredible shine.

  [audience laughs] 

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, although many people ARE, because of the incredible beauty of what is happening behind. It's so beautiful. Many artists have come down just to take a rendering of it.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Song Titles"]  Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini.

  Wayne Brady : One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People-Eater.

  Ryan Stiles : I Don't Know How to Love Him.

  Wayne Brady : ...Me either.

  [buzzed out by Drew] 

• Drew Carey : [before "Duet", to Katie, who works at Hoagie Oagie]  Do you work behind the counter, or in front?

  [Katie replies, "Behind."] 

  Drew Carey : Behind, oh.

  Ryan Stiles : "In front of the counter", that would be a customer, Drew.

• Drew Carey : [in "Foreign Film Dub", speaking mock Canadian]  Yah, da hoser in da icebox. Oh eh eh.

  Ryan Stiles : [translating Drew's mock Canadian]  We don't even have a football team, but I bet we could beat Cleveland.

  [Drew gives Ryan the finger inside his jacket]