Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 339 (2001)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Hollywood Director"]
[to Kathy Greenwood]
Colin Mochrie : You are SO lucky I'm sleeping with you! All right, concentrate! This is going in a whole different direction. I have an idea...
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting] You're sleeping with HER, too?
Colin Mochrie : What?
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie : ... You're just a phase I'm going through.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Infomercial", the subject being weight loss] You used to be fat, you knew what it was like.
Colin Mochrie : Oh I know.
Ryan Stiles : People calling you names: Big Fatty, Tubby, World Man...
Colin Mochrie : [snapping] Yes! I KNOW!
Ryan Stiles : Okay, we understand that.
[pulls up headphones and puts them on his ears]
Ryan Stiles : That's what these are for: We put these on; under these headphones is a continuous loop of Hoedowns from "Whose Line is it Anyway?".
Colin Mochrie : That's right.
[audience cheers]
Colin Mochrie : Believe me-
[Ryan mimes vomiting]
Colin Mochrie : You won't feel like eating much after the first five minutes.
Ryan Stiles : Not at ALL, I'd say.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"] What comes to mind when I say lattes and Microsoft?
Colin Mochrie : Uncle Phil. His lattes made him micro-soft.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"] Honky-tonk is one of my favorite music styles of all time.
Colin Mochrie : I know, I, I've seen people go "Hey, honky-tonk man!"
Ryan Stiles : Hey, when I was a kid, I had a honky-tonk band!
Colin Mochrie : Really?
Ryan Stiles : No.