Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 304 (2000)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "If you celebrated mundane activities as if it were a touchdown."

  Jeff Davis : It's a boy! Yeah!

  [mimes spiking the baby] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Entries in Drew Carey's diary."

  Ryan Stiles : "Dear diary: Ryan looked at me again today.

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Ryan Stiles : How I wish I were sitting on his lap, and not..."

  [Drew buzzes again; Ryan leaves but returns with another joke] 

  Ryan Stiles : "Dear diary: When will people find out that I'm not a man?"

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Drew Carey : All right, moving right along. "What our audience is thinking right now."

  Ryan Stiles : "I wonder if that's all true?"