Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 411 (2001)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"]  Bachelor number one, what is the biggest lie you've ever told?

  Wayne Brady : That you'll be out by six o'clock tomorrow mornin'. In fact, when you look at me from now on, you just say "Yes sir, Mr. The Law!" You understand me?

  Chip Esten : Yes, Mr...

  Wayne Brady : [interrupting]  Shut up.

  [to Colin, whose quirk is "Joined at the butt to Ryan but desperate for his own career in showbiz"] 

  Wayne Brady : What you lookin' at, sissy boy? Huh?

  Colin Mochrie : Get off my butt.

• Drew Carey : [after "Let's Make a Date", where Ryan was a motorcycle stunt rider joined at the butt with Colin]  Hey, Ryan, could've been worse. Could've been worse. Could've made you porn star... joined at the butt with Colin.

  Colin Mochrie : First time we've made money from it.

  [Ryan taps him and mouths "shut up"] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "First drafts of famous movie lines."

  Ryan Stiles : Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a lamb.

  Wayne Brady : Miss Scarlet, I don't know nothin' about birthin' no Teletubbies!

  Ryan Stiles : Go ahead, make a cake.

  Chip Esten : I'll be back in a couple minutes. I have some things I have to do,

  [Drew laughs] 

  Chip Esten : then I'll come on back.

  Ryan Stiles : Follow the yellow brick toad. Follow the yellow brick toad.

  Colin Mochrie : [pointing upwards]  Fredzilla! Fredzilla!

  Ryan Stiles : [amused]  Fredzilla.

  Chip Esten : Luke, I am your second uncle twice removed.

  Drew Carey : "World's worst person to be stuck with at a party."

  Colin Mochrie : Fredzilla.

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  Get out your pens, everybody: It's "things you can say to your dog, but not your girlfriend."

  Ryan Stiles : What did you just do? WHAT did you just do? Am I gonna have to rub your nose in that?

  Colin Mochrie : [holding out right hand]  Come.

  Ryan Stiles : I'm gonna give you a bath and then a nice bone.

  Wayne Brady : Grab the ball! Grab the ball! Grab the ball!

  Ryan Stiles : Get off the mailman! Get off the mailman!