Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 405 (2001)
Colin Mochrie: Self
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Quotes
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Two-Line Vocabulary", the setting being a nuclear plant that has a leak]
[to Wayne]
Colin Mochrie : Put on that suit, your containment suit.
[to Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : Put on your containment suit...
Wayne Brady : That's not what you said yesterday.
Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne] Shut up, shut up!
Ryan Stiles : [suggestively as he mimes putting on the suit] Are you enjoying this?
Colin Mochrie : I am not... that... hard up. All right.
[to Wayne]
Colin Mochrie : What are you doing?
Wayne Brady : [pointing to Drew] What does that do?
Ryan Stiles : [mimes spilling something] Oops, I did it again!
Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne] It's just there for show.
[to Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : What did you do? You spilled coffee on the controls! There's no way of controlling it!
Wayne Brady : What does that do?
Ryan Stiles : Oops, I did it again!
Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne] Quick, quick! I want you go to into the sector!
Wayne Brady : That's not what you said yesterday.
Ryan Stiles : [to Ryan] Are you enjoying this?
Colin Mochrie : No I'm not! Are YOU? Are you enjoying this?
[simultaneously with Ryan]
Colin Mochrie : Oops, I did it again!
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Conversation topics that will derail a dinner party."
Ryan Stiles : [to Kathy] So, anyway, it was coming out of EVERYWHERE.
Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne] The first time you taste human flesh, it's a little sickening.
Ryan Stiles : [to Kathy] Well, we are not gonna have any more problems with that Henderson dog, are we?
[mimes eating]
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things bald men are sick of hearing."
[Wayne initially walks on stage, gives Colin a hug, and leaves the stage. He returns with a joke]
Wayne Brady : [to Colin] We need your head to bounce the laser off of to communicate with the satellite.
Ryan Stiles : [holding Colin's head like it's a volleyball] You're my only friend on this island.
Wayne Brady : [returns to the stage with Colin] No, I just had one, I-I don't wanna say any more.
Drew Carey : No, go ahead.
Colin Mochrie : No, go on. It's comedy.
[gives a surly smile to the camera]
Wayne Brady : Okay. Will Johnny take me to the prom?
[shakes Colin's head like an 8 ball]
Drew Carey : I'll stop it now for you.
Colin Mochrie : Oh thanks! Just in time!
Drew Carey : I was just, suggest- you know...
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, stop at TEN, I say.