Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 405 (2001)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Two-Line Vocabulary", the setting being a nuclear plant that has a leak] 

  [to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : Put on that suit, your containment suit.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : Put on your containment suit...

  Wayne Brady : That's not what you said yesterday.

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  Shut up, shut up!

  Ryan Stiles : [suggestively as he mimes putting on the suit]  Are you enjoying this?

  Colin Mochrie : I am not... that... hard up. All right.

  [to Wayne] 

  Colin Mochrie : What are you doing?

  Wayne Brady : [pointing to Drew]  What does that do?

  Ryan Stiles : [mimes spilling something]  Oops, I did it again!

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  It's just there for show.

  [to Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : What did you do? You spilled coffee on the controls! There's no way of controlling it!

  Wayne Brady : What does that do?

  Ryan Stiles : Oops, I did it again!

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  Quick, quick! I want you go to into the sector!

  Wayne Brady : That's not what you said yesterday.

  Ryan Stiles : [to Ryan]  Are you enjoying this?

  Colin Mochrie : No I'm not! Are YOU? Are you enjoying this?

  [simultaneously with Ryan] 

  Colin Mochrie : Oops, I did it again!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Conversation topics that will derail a dinner party."

  Ryan Stiles : [to Kathy]  So, anyway, it was coming out of EVERYWHERE.

  Colin Mochrie : [to Wayne]  The first time you taste human flesh, it's a little sickening.

  Ryan Stiles : [to Kathy]  Well, we are not gonna have any more problems with that Henderson dog, are we?

  [mimes eating] 

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things bald men are sick of hearing."

  [Wayne initially walks on stage, gives Colin a hug, and leaves the stage. He returns with a joke] 

  Wayne Brady : [to Colin]  We need your head to bounce the laser off of to communicate with the satellite.

  Ryan Stiles : [holding Colin's head like it's a volleyball]  You're my only friend on this island.

  Wayne Brady : [returns to the stage with Colin]  No, I just had one, I-I don't wanna say any more.

  Drew Carey : No, go ahead.

  Colin Mochrie : No, go on. It's comedy.

  [gives a surly smile to the camera] 

  Wayne Brady : Okay. Will Johnny take me to the prom?

  [shakes Colin's head like an 8 ball] 

  Drew Carey : I'll stop it now for you.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh thanks! Just in time!

  Drew Carey : I was just, suggest- you know...

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, stop at TEN, I say.