- Colin Mochrie: [in "Two-Line Vocabulary", the setting being a nuclear plant that has a leak]
- [to Wayne]
- Colin Mochrie: Put on that suit, your containment suit.
- [to Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: Put on your containment suit...
- Wayne Brady: That's not what you said yesterday.
- Colin Mochrie: [to Wayne] Shut up, shut up!
- Ryan Stiles: [suggestively as he mimes putting on the suit] Are you enjoying this?
- Colin Mochrie: I am not... that... hard up. All right.
- [to Wayne]
- Colin Mochrie: What are you doing?
- Wayne Brady: [pointing to Drew] What does that do?
- Ryan Stiles: [mimes spilling something] Oops, I did it again!
- Colin Mochrie: [to Wayne] It's just there for show.
- [to Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: What did you do? You spilled coffee on the controls! There's no way of controlling it!
- Wayne Brady: What does that do?
- Ryan Stiles: Oops, I did it again!
- Colin Mochrie: [to Wayne] Quick, quick! I want you go to into the sector!
- Wayne Brady: That's not what you said yesterday.
- Ryan Stiles: [to Ryan] Are you enjoying this?
- Colin Mochrie: No I'm not! Are YOU? Are you enjoying this?
- [simultaneously with Ryan]
- Colin Mochrie: Oops, I did it again!
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Conversation topics that will derail a dinner party."
- Ryan Stiles: [to Kathy] So, anyway, it was coming out of EVERYWHERE.
- Colin Mochrie: [to Wayne] The first time you taste human flesh, it's a little sickening.
- Ryan Stiles: [to Kathy] Well, we are not gonna have any more problems with that Henderson dog, are we?
- [mimes eating]
- Drew Carey: [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things bald men are sick of hearing."
- [Wayne initially walks on stage, gives Colin a hug, and leaves the stage. He returns with a joke]
- Wayne Brady: [to Colin] We need your head to bounce the laser off of to communicate with the satellite.
- Ryan Stiles: [holding Colin's head like it's a volleyball] You're my only friend on this island.
- Wayne Brady: [returns to the stage with Colin] No, I just had one, I-I don't wanna say any more.
- Drew Carey: No, go ahead.
- Colin Mochrie: No, go on. It's comedy.
- [gives a surly smile to the camera]
- Wayne Brady: Okay. Will Johnny take me to the prom?
- [shakes Colin's head like an 8 ball]
- Drew Carey: I'll stop it now for you.
- Colin Mochrie: Oh thanks! Just in time!
- Drew Carey: I was just, suggest- you know...
- Colin Mochrie: Yeah, stop at TEN, I say.
- Drew Carey: [in "Hoedown", about their first kiss]
- [singing]
- Drew Carey: Well, my first job was in fast food, don't ya know. / The hours were real long, and the pay was real low. / My boss told me that he didn't like my sass, / so my first kiss was a hearty "Kiss my ass!"