Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 409 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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• Drew Carey : [before "Weird Newscasters"]  Wayne, you're doing the sports. You're a Haitian man who's been unfaithful and is now the victim of a voodoo attack.

  Wayne Brady : Why I gotta be the Haitian man who's been unfaithful and is the victim of a voodoo attack?

  Drew Carey : I dunno.

  Wayne Brady : [to camera]  Ross, Chandler, call me.

  Drew Carey : You're askin' the wrong guy.

• Drew Carey : [before "Meet the Family"]  Colin, you're Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man". And Ryan, you're a dominatrix.

  Ryan Stiles : I know, I know. Get to it. What am I?

  [Drew smiles] 

  Ryan Stiles : Oh! Oh.

• Ryan Stiles : [after "Meet the Family"]  I don't really know what dominatrixes do, so I just...

  [takes a drink of water] 

  Ryan Stiles : IF they hook electricity up to people's nipples, I wouldn't know about that sort of thing.

  Drew Carey : Yeah, me neither! Now let's play a game called...

  Wayne Brady : We should do that scene again.

  Drew Carey : Yeah.

• Drew Carey : Hey, you know sometimes in the middle of the night, you get a call and somebody just breathes in the phone and it's really creepy? That's ME!