Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 416 (2002)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Multiple Personalities"]  I wish I could give you points, but I couldn't hear anything 'cause- 'cause Ryan's shoes are too loud.

  [referencing Ryan's blue shoes] 

  Drew Carey : Yeah. No seriously, it's like you stepped in an airplane toilet and came to work.

  Ryan Stiles : Just keep signin' the checks, you can say anything you want.

  Drew Carey : Don't I know it!

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Outtakes from the Hillbilly National Theater's Shakespeare Festival."

  Greg Proops : Juliet, you get down here! I love you and you're my cousin! Get on down here!

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, that this two too solid flesh would squeal like a pig. Yee-haw.

  Wayne Brady : Yea, the two revenuers from Verona approacheth.

  [no audience response] 

  Wayne Brady : Read a book, people.

  [audience and Drew laugh] 

  Greg Proops : Look, Othello, we don't mind y'all movin' here, I just don't want you datin' my sister no more.

• Drew Carey : And listen, for the thousands of you that have written in: No, Colin and Ryan are NOT a couple.

  [pretends to giggle] 

  Wayne Brady : [surprised]  Really?

  Drew Carey : A couple of WHAT, that's what I'd like to know.

• Drew Carey : The points are like flat abs when you got a great sense of humor and two TV shows.