Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 416 (2002)

Ryan Stiles: Self

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [after "Multiple Personalities"]  I wish I could give you points, but I couldn't hear anything 'cause- 'cause Ryan's shoes are too loud.

  [referencing Ryan's blue shoes] 

  Drew Carey : Yeah. No seriously, it's like you stepped in an airplane toilet and came to work.

  Ryan Stiles : Just keep signin' the checks, you can say anything you want.

  Drew Carey : Don't I know it!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits"]  You know, as long as there have been doctors, there's been... people... singing about them.

  Ryan Stiles : By the way, we're not a couple.

  Colin Mochrie : When did THAT happen?

  Ryan Stiles : [quietly]  Shut up.

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits" about songs of the doctor, after the first song, "This is Gonna Hurt a Little"]  It doesn't hurt as much until you get that bill! Ha ha ha ha!

  [Colin weakly chuckles but quickly stops] 

  Ryan Stiles : OH HA HA HA! AH HA HA HA!

  [quietly, to Colin] 

  Ryan Stiles : Supposed to laugh with me. Ha ha ha ha.

  Colin Mochrie : Ha.

  [pause] 

  Colin Mochrie : Y'know... mambo is great, isn't it?

  Ryan Stiles : [upset]  Don't laugh, 'cause I'm not laughing with YOU.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, ALL right. I'm sorry. Ha ha ha ha ha! You know, the great thing about putting compilation albums like this together is you can get... artists that you wouldn't expec- ex-expect to see on-on most CD sets, I'm so excited by this next one...

  Ryan Stiles : Are you okay?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm, ooh, ooh, clear!

  [mimes putting a defibrillator to his chest]