Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 404 (2002)
Drew Carey: Self
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Quotes
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Greg Proops : [in "Hats", wearing a rabbit mask]
[muffled]
Greg Proops : I'm not into protection.
[no audience response]
Drew Carey : Say it again.
Greg Proops : [takes mask off] What?
Drew Carey : I don't think they heard you.
Greg Proops : Oh, could no one hear me? Maybe it's because of this fucking mask I'm wearing.
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Drew Carey : Hey, uh, hey Ryan. Did you know you can get massages over the internet now?
Ryan Stiles : I didn't know that, Drew.
Drew Carey : Yeah, they're not bad, but you gotta use your own hands.
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Greg Proops : [in "World's Worst", the subject is priest or rabbi] Hold him steady, I've had a drink.
[mimes performing circumcision]
Ryan Stiles : What exactly IS a lap dance?
Drew Carey : [impersonating Bill Clinton] Yes, I heard your confession, and let me tell you, I don't think you had sex with that woman.
Ryan Stiles : I understand, you've slept with three women.
[whispering loudly to his left]
Ryan Stiles : He slept with three women.
Colin Mochrie : Mmm. Well, say ten Hail Marys and the "Gilligan's Island" theme.
Ryan Stiles : If you'll... turn to your hymn book, page thirt- go.
[holds right hand to right ear]
Ryan Stiles : Go! GO! GO! GO!
Greg Proops : Domine padre, y spiritu sanctu... uh... ix-nay on the in-say.
Drew Carey : [impersonating Jerry Lewis] WELL HEY, IF YOU GIVE ME THE KNIFE AND THE BABY, I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE CUT WITH THE HEY!
[all the performers laugh]
Ryan Stiles : Jerry Lewis is the rabbi?
[Greg accidentally snorts while laughing, causing more audience laughter. Colin walks out but Wayne buzzes him before he can say anything. Ryan steps forward again]
Ryan Stiles : Today, I'll be delivering the sermon as John Wayne.
[impersonating John Wayne]
Ryan Stiles : In the beginning...
Drew Carey : Hello, my flock.
[rapping]
Drew Carey : I like big butts and I cannot lie! Those other brothers can't deny!
