Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 404 (2002)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"]  Hey, Colin.

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, Ryan?

  Ryan Stiles : What comes to mind when I say Ricky Ricardo and great cigars?

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, tapioca.

  Ryan Stiles : [taken by surprise]  Really? Why's that?

  Colin Mochrie : Wasn't that his big song?

  [as Ricky Ricardo] 

  Colin Mochrie : "TAPIOOOOOCAA! TAPIOOOOCAA!"

  Ryan Stiles : [starting to laugh]  No, Colin. I'm talking about Cu...

  [bursts into laughter] 

  Ryan Stiles : I'm talking about Cuba, Colin.

  [Ryan glances at Colin, and bursts into laughter again; he then turns around on his stool to hide his face] 

  Colin Mochrie : Cuba. It's a small island.

  Ryan Stiles : [trying to compose himself]  It is. Why don't you tell the people about it?

  Colin Mochrie : You know what, Ryan? Why don't we just leave Cuba behind for a second. Let's go to another island.

  Ryan Stiles : [instantly perking up]  All right.

  Colin Mochrie : An island where some of my favorite music can be found: Ska.

  Ryan Stiles : [gasp]  Ska! It's like a bunch of crows. Skaaaa!

  Colin Mochrie : [like Ricky Ricardo again]  Tapioooocaa!

  [Ryan shakes his head] 

  Colin Mochrie : No.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Hats", wearing a chef hat]  Hey, if I can keep a soufflé up for hours...

• Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"]  What comes to mind when I say "tapioca"?

  Colin Mochrie : The magical country of Cuba.

  Ryan Stiles : Right you are! That's right, the Cubal- Cuban missile crisis, the Bay of Pigs, which oddly enough, is the same name as a bar that I drank at last night.

• Greg Proops : [in "World's Worst", the subject is priest or rabbi]  Hold him steady, I've had a drink.

  [mimes performing circumcision] 

  Ryan Stiles : What exactly IS a lap dance?

  Drew Carey : [impersonating Bill Clinton]  Yes, I heard your confession, and let me tell you, I don't think you had sex with that woman.

  Ryan Stiles : I understand, you've slept with three women.

  [whispering loudly to his left] 

  Ryan Stiles : He slept with three women.

  Colin Mochrie : Mmm. Well, say ten Hail Marys and the "Gilligan's Island" theme.

  Ryan Stiles : If you'll... turn to your hymn book, page thirt- go.

  [holds right hand to right ear] 

  Ryan Stiles : Go! GO! GO! GO!

  Greg Proops : Domine padre, y spiritu sanctu... uh... ix-nay on the in-say.

  Drew Carey : [impersonating Jerry Lewis]  WELL HEY, IF YOU GIVE ME THE KNIFE AND THE BABY, I'LL GIVE IT A LITTLE CUT WITH THE HEY!

  [all the performers laugh] 

  Ryan Stiles : Jerry Lewis is the rabbi?

  [Greg accidentally snorts while laughing, causing more audience laughter. Colin walks out but Wayne buzzes him before he can say anything. Ryan steps forward again] 

  Ryan Stiles : Today, I'll be delivering the sermon as John Wayne.

  [impersonating John Wayne] 

  Ryan Stiles : In the beginning...

  Drew Carey : Hello, my flock.

  [rapping] 

  Drew Carey : I like big butts and I cannot lie! Those other brothers can't deny!

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of college]  We'll be back to our panel on heart problems in "The Angina Monologues", in just a second.

  Ryan Stiles : "Angina". I'm not even sure what that word means.

  Colin Mochrie : You know what? You would, if you'd gone to college.

  Ryan Stiles : Well, I quit high school halfway through to serve my troops in Granada.

  Colin Mochrie : [chuckles]  Yeah, that's a good excuse.

  Ryan Stiles : I didn't FIGHT; I just served my troops.

  Colin Mochrie : Yeah, I know. Because you didn't have a college education.

  Ryan Stiles : That's right, and we've put fifty songs about college life onto fifty CDs.

  Colin Mochrie : How many CDs is that a song?

  Ryan Stiles : Well that's...

  [pretends to be confused] 

  Colin Mochrie : [nods and shakes his head at the camera]  It's a good thing you're an actor.

• Greg Proops : [in "Weird Newscasters", playing "the dominatrix Colin has hired for the evening"]  Get! Down! On your knees! You gelatinous, spineless, worthless piece of garbage! Who's a bad boy?

  Colin Mochrie : I'm a dirty anchor! I'm a dirty anchor!

  Greg Proops : Who says the bad words on the news?

  Colin Mochrie : I say the bad words, madam.

  Greg Proops : Not good enough, worm! Slap!

  [mimes whipping Colin] 

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, more, more, ma'am... sir.

  Greg Proops : Can't make up your mind, eh?

  [mimes burning Colin with a lit cigar] 

  Colin Mochrie : Oh! Oh! Oh!... Hey, I'm trying to cut down.

  Greg Proops : You make me SICK.

  [to camera] 

  Greg Proops : Now, sports.