Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 414 (2001)

Drew Carey: Self - Host

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Quotes 

• Drew Carey : [before "Hollywood Director"]  The scene is, Kathy is an impatient customer who pulls into Ryan's gas station, where he is pumping gas. Wayne is a THIEF, who has come to rob them.

  Wayne Brady : Why I gotta be the thief?

  [audience cheers; Wayne raises his right fist slightly] 

  Drew Carey : I think... y'know, maybe you should count your blessings. If this is NBC, you probably wouldn't even be ON this show.

  [audience oohs/laughs] 

  Drew Carey : Am I lyin'? If I'm lyin', call, call the cop- okay, go ahead.

  [chuckles] 

  Kathy Greenwood : [to Ryan]  I don't know WHY this is taking you so long.

  Ryan Stiles : Would you like me to fill 'er up?

  Kathy Greenwood : I've said "yes" to that question FIFTEEN TIMES!

  Ryan Stiles : How 'bout the CAR?

• Drew Carey : [after "Hollywood Director"] 

  [holding up a tape recorder, which he plays:] 

  Drew Carey : "One thousand points."

  Wayne Brady : What's that?

  Ryan Stiles : Your tricorder?

  Drew Carey : [plays it again]  "One thousand points."

  [whispering] 

  Drew Carey : I'm tryin' to work it out where I don't have to show up at ALL.

  [laughs] 

  Ryan Stiles : Damn close.

  Drew Carey : We're gonna miss you, Lewis.