Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 318 (2001)
Drew Carey: Self - Host
Photos
Quotes
-
[after Drew signals the end of "Hollywood Director"]
Ryan Stiles : Hey, that disc popped right back in!
[laughter]
Charles Esten : [sorrowfully] I broke Ryan.
Drew Carey - Host : [laughing] "Faster, faster, you fool, you fool."
[laughter]
Ryan Stiles : That's quite a sensation when those vertebrae rub against each other.
[laughter]
Drew Carey - Host : No, that was really hilarious, man. I'll give you a hundred bucks to do it again later on.
[laughter]
Drew Carey - Host : But for now, a thousand points a piece. Let's go on to a game called... how's your back, really? Is it
Ryan Stiles : Good.
Drew Carey - Host : 'Cause I saw you go like
[pantomimes]
Ryan Stiles : No, I was actually saying "Get the
[censor bleep]
Ryan Stiles : off! Get the
[censor bleep]
Ryan Stiles : off!"
[laughter]
Ryan Stiles : I don't know if we can air that or not, but that's what I was saying.
[laughter]
Charles Esten : I wasn't sure what he meant by that.
[laughter]
-
Wayne Brady : [in "Scenes from a Hat", the suggestion being "Difficult questions for mommy to answer."] Mommy, how come no one looks like me on "Friends"?
Colin Mochrie : Mommy, how come no one looks like me on "Friends"?
Drew Carey - Host : Yes, if you were paying attention, I said DIFFICULT questions.
[audience laughs/oohs]
Drew Carey - Host : So many bald, all right.
Colin Mochrie : I'm adorable.
Drew Carey - Host : Yes you are.
Ryan Stiles : You looked better before you lost your erection.
-
Charles Esten : [in "Hoedown", about drunk mothers]
[singing]
Charles Esten : Well I knew Colin's mother, I must tell the truth. / When she was nursing Colin, her milk was 90 proof. / She wanted to kick the habit, she didn't know what to do. / But if your baby looked like that, then you'd be drinkin' too.
[Wayne high fives Chip]
Drew Carey - Host : [singing] Let me tell you something that happened just to me. / My mama started drinking when I was just three. / Now I shouldn't let this secret slip, / But my mama started drinking when she married Chip.
Colin Mochrie : [singing] My mother drinks a lot, I know that isn't strange. / But her behavior GETS really strange. / She acts as though she's from somewhere else, maybe like Venus. / Oh, by the way, Chip has a little penis.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] Oh boy, this "Hoedown", it's takin' mighty long. / I am so siiiiick of this bloody song. / Wayne sits there and he gets to rest. / His penis is large, that's why he's behind the desk.
-
Drew Carey - Host : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Bad names for perfume."
Wayne Brady : I call it, "Like Ass".
Ryan Stiles : You know you'll get lucky when you're wearing "Eau du Pork".
Colin Mochrie : "Nice Pants", the smell of corduroy.