- Ryan Stiles: [in "Irish Drinking Song", about graduation]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Today I just got laid off.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] Oh, good grac.
- Kathy Griffin: [singing] Graduation's a far memory.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] I have to go to a new place.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] I have to find a new job.
- Wayne Brady: [singing] What will I do?
- Kathy Griffin: [singing] I'll get the beer Nuzzlenob.
- Colin Mochrie: [singing] There's blood in my stool!
- Colin Mochrie: [referencing his "There's blood in my stool!" line in "Irish Drinking Song"] I shouldn't be the last person.
- Colin Mochrie: [in "World's Worst", about person to share an office with] Anyone want monkey testicles and Cola?
- Ryan Stiles: [to Drew, after he does some fancy steps down the stairs] Can you come down the stairs normal? I've got a mortgage.
- Drew Carey: Yeah. The points are like that last joke. Doesn't matter.