Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 406 (2002)
Brad Sherwood: Self
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Quotes
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[after the "Awards Show" game]
Drew Carey : [to Wayne] Are you serious? Are you serious? Yes. No, I read your lips. Are you serious?
[to audience, after they calm down]
Drew Carey : Wayne just said to Brad, "I would have done it with you, but I have a G-string on."
[laughter]
Wayne Brady : Yes, I do.
[audience reactions]
Wayne Brady : Hey, it gives me support! What's up?
Ryan Stiles : It's not like it's a leopard G-string, is it?
[Wayne shakes his head "no"]
Drew Carey : I thought you were joking around.
Wayne Brady : No, I really do.
Brad Sherwood : [acting street tough] It's a *G-string*!
Wayne Brady : Right! When I'm hangin' with my homies.
[laughter]
Wayne Brady : Look, wait.
[Wayne reaches into his slacks and pulls out one of the strings; whoops and hollers from the audience]
Drew Carey : Holy crap, he *is* wearing a G-string.
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Things found written in hillbilly fortune cookies."
Wayne Brady : [mimes cracking a fortune cookie open] ... Hell, I can't read.
Ryan Stiles : "You just ate what could've been your lover."
[audience both laughs and oohs; Ryan bows]
Brad Sherwood : "Hope you enjoyed the chop suuuuuuuuuu-ey!"
Colin Mochrie : "Howdy."
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Hit numbers from a musical about breasts."
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I got a dime for two nipples, and...
Wayne Brady : [singing, to the tune of "The Way We Were"] Mammaries...
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I like to stick my head in, go
[shakes head and blubbers]
Colin Mochrie : / I like to stick it...
[shakes head and blubbers]
Wayne Brady : [singing] Ohhhhhh, damn that some big titty!
Ryan Stiles : [singing] Come in Tokyo, come in Tokyo...
[mimes twisting knobs with his fingers]
Wayne Brady : The newest number in "Stomp":
[stomps, claps, and plays drums with his hands. Then mimes slapping and getting slapped. He leaves the stage and returns with another joke]
Wayne Brady : [singing] "You make me feel so young..."
[mimes breast feeding, then biting on the nipple]
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Strike up the old Victrola, I'm showin' my areola!
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Wayne Brady : [in "Bartender"]
[singing]
Wayne Brady : Well you see, can't know which is which. / I've been datin' girls for so long, it's time for a switch. / The person that I love, he's... he is no no no bad. / He's big, tall, and handsome, it's Brad!
Brad Sherwood : [singing] So it's me that you love, / I wouldn't have known when push came to shove. / And you know, I've got a girlfriend, but I just might leave her, / ever since I found out I got jungle fever!
[Wayne kisses Brad on the mouth]
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Bartender"]
[sits down, after a pause]
Colin Mochrie : What do you have to do for SERVICE around here?
Brad Sherwood : You have to TALK to me, a little more politely. Why the long face?
Colin Mochrie : [singing] I got a ticket for going fast. / I knew my good luck would never last. / It seems I was born under an evil star. / I got caught for speeding, I didn't even have a car!
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Listen to me, when you get a ticket...
Colin Mochrie : Ticket. Ticket.
Brad Sherwood : [singing] Look the cop in the eye, and just say, "stick it." / I'm the kind of guy who never stops, / You saw me last week without a shirt on an episode of "COPS".
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Bartender"] Glad to see this is still a gay bar.
Brad Sherwood : You should've met my boyfriend, Wayne. He was in here a little while ago.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] I have to tell you something, and tell me what you think.
Brad Sherwood : What I think?
Ryan Stiles : [singing] But first, pour me a really stiff, hard drink.
Brad Sherwood : [chuckles] Okay.
Ryan Stiles : [singing] I'm in love with my shoes, and I don't know how. / It's a shame they had to kill... forty-seven cows.
Brad Sherwood : [singing] I see, that keeps you young. / You love your shoes, 'cause they give you a little tongue. / Well that's okay, don't you frown. / Even though it looks like you stole your shoes from a clown.
