Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)

Show No. 426 (2003)

Colin Mochrie: Self

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Quotes 

• Ryan Stiles : [playing "Greatest Hits"]  Hi.

  Colin Mochrie : Hi!

  Ryan Stiles : How are you?

  Colin Mochrie : Fine!

  Ryan Stiles : We don't know what you're watching, so we're not going to tell you we're going to return you to it.

  Colin Mochrie : Oh, we... we're watching animal porn!

  [Drew buzzes] 

  Colin Mochrie : "Mary Had a Little Lamb"... we'll be right back... in just a second. But you...

  [raucous laughter] 

  Colin Mochrie : I'm sorry, I apologize.

  Ryan Stiles : [laughing]  Er... so happy! "We're watching animal porn!"

• Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Bad times to smoke a cigarette."

  Colin Mochrie : FIRE!

  [mimes smoking] 

  Jeff Bryan Davis : [mimes smoking and then blowing]  All right, push, Mrs. Johnson.

  Colin Mochrie : [Ryan is sitting behind a standing Colin]  I can't... believe I broke my own record of six burritos.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Greatest Hits", after a song done in the style of opera]  Some of those high notes go right to my testicles.

• Colin Mochrie : [in "Weird Newscasters"]  Welcome to the six o'clock news. I'm your anchor, Arthur Any More Donuts. Our top story today: Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. I know, it is sad. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report... that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.