Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 515 (2002)
Wayne Brady: Self
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Quotes
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Drew Carey : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "The Munchkins: What are they doing now?"
Wayne Brady : [singing] Well...
[talking]
Wayne Brady : your fries are ready. I'm a short order cook!
Ryan Stiles : [on his knees, looking up] Eh, looks like you need a new muffler.
Wayne Brady : [miming speaking into a microphone] In this corner, the Mayor of the Lollipop Guild. In this corner, Gary Coleman. Fight!
Ryan Stiles : [on his knees, miming popping out from underneath a desk] You forgot to give points, Mr. Carey.
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Wayne Brady : [in "Stand Sit Lie", after Ryan mimes giving birth]
[playing the midwife]
Wayne Brady : You are the owner of...
Colin Mochrie : The "owner"? You're not really a midwife, are you?
Wayne Brady : No, I used to be a... used car salesman!
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Drew Carey : [after "Party Quirks"] A thousand points to you guys, that was great. Thousand points a piece.
[audience cheers]
Drew Carey : [Drew leans to the side of his desk and coughs]
Wayne Brady : Drew, you...?
Drew Carey : [sits up] Fuck, man...
Ryan Stiles : He's chokin' on a hundred dollar bill!
Drew Carey : Oh my God.
Chip Esten : Tombstone.
Ryan Stiles : It was too rich for him.
Drew Carey : I almost choked... I almost choked to death on an Altoid.
Ryan Stiles : Really. Well, they ARE curiously strong.
Drew Carey : [sarcastic] "Ha ha, he almost died. Ha ha ha."
[Chip laughs]
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Colin Mochrie : [in "Showstopping Number", set in a factory] This is boring. I wish something would come along that would just brighten up our day. Some change in routine.
Ryan Stiles : Oh, what's the odds of THAT happening?
Colin Mochrie : I don't know.
Wayne Brady : [enters] Hello!
Colin Mochrie : Hey, who are you? What's going on? Are you exciting?
Wayne Brady : Mm-hmm!
Ryan Stiles : Is she EVER!
Colin Mochrie : [mimes taking off glasses] Oh, yeah, you're a girl!
Wayne Brady : Hello, both of you. I am the... Hole-in-Things Fairy.
Ryan Stiles : The Hole-in-Thing Fairy! My dad used to speak about her.
Colin Mochrie : I thought she was only a legend.
Wayne Brady : No. I travel everywhere, putting holes in things and choosing people to be my minions to go along with me and put holes in things.
[mimes touching things with a magic wand]
Ryan Stiles : This sounds like the escape we've been waiting for!
Colin Mochrie : Hey, why do you put holes in things?
Wayne Brady : Why?
Colin Mochrie : Yeah, that's what I said: Why?
Wayne Brady : Because! Without a hole, where would you be?
[Drew buzzes; the music starts]
Wayne Brady : [singing] Without a hole, where would you be? / No place for NNNHHH! and no place for the pee! / What would you do? Oh man, / Having holes is part of the plan. / I love holes in every size, / and when I turn around, there's a big surprise, / I love my holes, it's the bomb, / If I stand on my head, it spells out "mom"!