Wayne Brady: [at the end of "Let's Make a Date", guessing Greg's quirk of "Angry Jerry Springer Guest"] Bachelor number one is a... jilted ex-boyfriend.
Drew Carey: And where do those people usually show up?
Wayne Brady: At my house?
Drew Carey: At what...
[audience laughs]
Drew Carey: on what famous television show would you expect to...
Wayne Brady: Oh! On the "Jerry Springer Show".
[audience applauds]
Wayne Brady: All I watch is PBS, brotha. I don't know about that.
Drew Carey: [laughs] Yeah, I know. I know.
Wayne Brady: Bachelor number two, Colin, is a ventriloquist with an angry ventriloquist dummy.
Drew Carey: Yeah, that's close enough.
[audience applauds]
Wayne Brady: And bachelor number three is the collected works of...
Drew Carey: No. No.
Wayne Brady: Alfred- Steven...
Drew Carey: No.
Wayne Brady: Is, is all the characters...
Drew Carey: No.
Wayne Brady: Is, uh, hor- horror...
Drew Carey: No.
Wayne Brady: Bachelor number three...
Drew Carey: Yes.
Wayne Brady: ...Is one man, who embodies...
Drew Carey: No.
[Wayne kicks his feet in frustration]
Drew Carey: it says here he's a frustrated writer going insane at a remote hotel. How could you not guess that?
Wayne Brady: [sarcastic] Oh, that's right!
[performers walk back to their seats]
Drew Carey: I thought that was kind of an easy one. I dunno. Uh, a thousand points to Ryan, a thousand points to Colin, and Greg, you get to go out on a REAL date with Wayne Brady!
[Greg and Wayne hold hands and stare into each other's eyes]
Drew Carey: You're goin' to Guadalajara!