- Lila Never: [to Andy and Mitch] Hello. Is one of you Mr. Guthrie?
- Andy Guthrie: Yes, ma'am. Several of us are.
- Andy Guthrie: You're on a what?
- Lila Never: Scavenger hunt.
- Andy Guthrie: Oh, I thought you were here trying to sell that stuffed bird.
- Lila Never: [chuckles] This is Matt Hartshorn, I'm Lila Never and we need a cowboy.
- Andy Guthrie: [indicating Mitch] Oh, I'd let you have this one, but he's been used.
- Mitch Guthrie: Scavenger hunt? That's that party game where you go out collecting things. I mean like 1910 nickels and Stanley Steamer hubcaps - things like that?
- Lila Never: That's right. You see we have almost everything on the list except this item... one cowboy.
- Mitch Guthrie: Well, there's several hundred cowboys around here, Miss Never. I'd say you can pretty much take your pick.
- Lila Never: [smiling coyly] I want the best.
- Andy Guthrie: Oh, then you want Ed Yost.
- [indicates Mitch]
- Andy Guthrie: This here's last year's model.
- Mitch Guthrie: What would I have to do?
- Lila Never: All you have to do is come back to the party with us - both of you. Come on, it's at my house.
- Mitch Guthrie: Hey, why not, Andy? It sounds like fun.
- Andy Guthrie: Why not is because Ed Yost picked up about eight points on you tonight. You need a little relaxation and *repair*. I'm sorry now, but...
- Mitch Guthrie: Now what are you, my daddy? Look, it will take me a few minutes to change clothes.
- Lila Never: We don't have time for that! Besides, it makes you more authentic.
- Mitch Guthrie: What do you say, Andy?
- Andy Guthrie: Oh, well, if you don't mind bein' just an item on a list.
- Mitch Guthrie: Well, that kinda depends on whose list, don't it?
- Andy Guthrie: Oh, all right. Just a minute, Miss. I'll take off the price tag.
- [Andy rips off a piece of adhesive tape hanging from Mitch's back]
- Mitch Guthrie: OW!
- [Mitch tries to play a piece of music on Lila's piano]
- Lila Never: Mitch?
- Mitch Guthrie: Hey.
- Lila Never: Do you play?
- Mitch Guthrie: I play the piano like I typewrite - one finger at a time.
- Lila Never: I love you, Mitch Guthrie.
- Mitch Guthrie: I guess we both got our misfortunes, honey, because I love you, too.