William Smith: Brodie Hollister

Quotes 

• [Brodie is engaged in a shootout with an outlaw gang when Prometheus arrives] 

  Brodie Hollister : Where you been?

  Prometheus Jones : It was early - I was sleepin'. You didn't tell me we were going to have choir practice this morning!

• Fake Annie Oakley : I hope you and I get to waste some ammunition together. I remember you had a real sharpshooter's eye.

  Brodie Hollister : I don't know about that, ma'am. I was always kind of a pennypincher at that sideshow shootin' stuff.

  Prometheus Jones : Go on, do it! It'll be fun.

  [Brodie elbows Prometheus into silence] 

  Fake Annie Oakley : You know where our camp is. Anytime you get the urge, come on out. Nothing would please me more than to see you with a gun in your hand and three balls in the air!

  Brodie Hollister : Likewise, ma'am.

  Fake Annie Oakley : Until we draw a bead together...

• [Brodie and the fake Annie Oakley are shooting at bottles] 

  Fake Annie Oakley : Nice! You squeeze an easy trigger for a man with big hands.

  Brodie Hollister : You weren't exactly countin' petals on a petunia, darlin'.

  Fake Annie Oakley : What I do is a trick. Unlike you, when I shoot I don't have to worry about anything. Pots, pans and bottles hardly ever shoot back.

• Brodie Hollister : What's the matter, Prometheus? You all right?

  Varges De La Cosa : Sitting Bull just insulted him for no reason.

  Brodie Hollister : Well now, isn't that interestin'. Annie Oakley just tried to get me to church all serious - for no reason.

  Bannister Sparks : Brodie, you say that as if there isn't any such thing as *for no reason*.

  Brodie Hollister : With this Wild West crowd, do you?

• [the wagon in which Father Crool is tied up flees at high speed when the driver spots Wildside's Chamber of Commerce riding up] 

  Brodie Hollister : What do you think, Bannister?

  Bannister Sparks : I'm thinking we're being led into an ambush.

  Brodie Hollister : All right, let's go be reckless

• [after shooting the gunbelt and hat off the fake Annie Oakley] 

  Brodie Hollister : You know, if I had about eight more bullets, this would get real interesting.