- Jack McFarland: If you weren't Jewish, you'd definitely be going to heaven.
- Grace Adler: And if you weren't gay, you'd be there too.
- Will Truman: To someone whom my second wife, Karen, always held in such regard and spoke of with great affection...
- Grace Adler: Oh, my god, that's me.
- Will Truman: Grape Antler.