Will & Grace (TV Series)

Big Brother is Coming: Part II (1999)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Karen : You slept with Sam because he's the Will that will touch your boobies.

  Grace : Are you implying that I had sex with Sam because he's the straight version of Will? Well, it just so happens that I had sex with Sam because he's cute...

  Karen : Like Will

  Grace : He's smart...

  Karen : Like Will

  Grace : He's funny...

  Karen : Like... you think Will is.

• Grace Adler : Look, the Jacobs had to cancel this morning, so I've rescheduled for tomorrow afternoon. Can you just call and nail down a time and make sure they don't need any...

  [Karen is staring at Grace] 

  Grace Adler : What?

  Karen Walker : You had sex.

  Grace Adler : What? How did you... What... Is this out on video? I don't understand. How does everybody know?

  Karen Walker : Every poker player has a tell. And, uh, speaking of poker, who was it, huh?

  Grace Adler : No one you know, so just don't even...

  Karen Walker : [Gasp]  It was Sam!

  Grace Adler : Oh, my god! No, you know what? I'm going before you figure out every detail of what happened last night.

  Karen Walker : Honey, come on. There is no possible way I could know every detail. I only know it was twice!