Will & Grace (TV Series)

Crazy in Love (2001)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : What are you doing?

  Will Truman : Watching the Nicks game.

  Grace Adler : Why? Did they get new cute boy cheerleaders?

  Will Truman : Hey, I'm allowed to watch sports okay? Cos I'm a guy. That's what guys do. Now get me a beer.

  [Grace looks away and back puzzled] 

  Will Truman : Who am I kidding? I want a spritzer. I'll never pull this off.

  Grace Adler : What is happening to you?

  Will Truman : I told Matt that I'm a sports nut. That I love watching sports, that I particularly love playing baseball and that I'm really good at it.

  Grace Adler : How quick can you get out of town?

  Will Truman : What should I do? Do you think I can fake my way through this?

  [Grace carefully, slowly and exaggeratedly picks up an orange and high lobs it towards Will] 

  Will Truman : [Will watches it sail past and hit the floor without moving] 

  Grace Adler : I'd say no.

• [Grace opens the door and sees the bare floor] 

  Grace Adler : Where's my paper?

  [Mr Zamir leaves his apartment] 

  Grace Adler : Mr Zamir? Mr Zamir!

  Mr. Zamir : I didn't take your paper.

  Grace Adler : How did you know that's what I was going to ask you about?

  Mr. Zamir : Every day I tell you I didn't take your paper.

  Grace Adler : And every day you take it.

  Mr. Zamir : You got me there.