Will & Grace (TV Series)

Dyeing Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard (2002)

Sean Hayes: Jack McFarland

Quotes 

• Jack McFarland : [Bonnie and Jack have just met, and are the biological parents of a son, Elliot. After seeing Elliot in a flamboyant haircut, Bonnie has forbidden Jack to see him]  I'm just gonna take my gay self, live my gay life, and have a gay old time.

  Bonnie : What are you doing? What is that?

  Jack McFarland : Oh, come on. The whole reason you don't want me to see him is because you have a problem with gay people.

  Bonnie : No, I don't.

  Jack McFarland : Yes, you do.

  Bonnie : No, I don't.

  Jack McFarland : Yes, you do.

  Bonnie : I'm gay, Jack.

  Jack McFarland : No you're not.

  Bonnie : Yes I am. I'm gay.

  Jack McFarland : Prove it! Say something lesbionic!

  Bonnie : Home Depot.

  Jack McFarland : k.d. lang, you are a lesbian!

• Jack McFarland : Hi, what's new? Oh, really? That's good, that's great. You guys work hard. You deserve it. What's new with me? Not too much. Lookin' good, smellin' good. If I weren't so busy, I'd date myself.

  Grace Adler : Ok, I read about this. You're never supposed to wake them.

  Jack McFarland : What's new with my son, Elliot, you ask? Oh, boy...

  Elliot : [he enters sporting a flashy outfit and a new, blond dye-job]  Hey, how ya doing? I'll call ya - or not.